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Salute to Urinals

                                                     Mmm...urinal cakes!  Just like Mama used to bake! Mankind has produced some marvelous inventions over the years: the telephone, the automobile, and the wall-mounted talking bass. Many of these great inventions are uni-sex, mutually benefitting men and women everywhere. But in my opinion, the urinal deserves special consideration because it was specifically invented for men. How motivated and inspired the inventor of the urinal must have been, when in his inventor's workshop he proclaimed, "Toilet, shmoilet! It's high time that men had their own special bathroom apparatus!" Not since the codpiece has there ever been such a breakthrough in male innovation, or "man-o-vation" as us men like to call it. The urinal is unique in the sense that it is made to perform only one function, unlike the lowly and common toilet, which will gladly welcome any type of refuse. Urinals know that they are classy; they are a