In case you've been too busy to keep up with the news this month, allow me to summarize. There's crap going on in the Middle East, many of us are still unemployed, and two guys which no one really wants to vote for are running for president. However, below you will find a few news headlines from September which you may have missed. Jack White is a Bum Bad behavior among musicians isn't anything new. I remember being in the audience of the Lawrence Welk Show in 1959 and watching in delight as Welk took off his shoe and chucked it at the head of an oboe player who had been playing flat all evening. Or maybe I just dreamed it. At any rate, musical types have always been spoiled egomaniacs with objectionable grooming standards, and Jack White is the latest example. White was performing at Radio City Music Hall on Saturday night when he decided to end his show after 45 minutes, unhappy with the venue's acoustics. About 5,000 fans who plunked down 40...