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I've seen many ridiculous things in my day, but the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen was a recent article about how the popular dating website OkCupid has expanded its gender options, in an effort to appease those lamebrains who feel the need to lavish themselves with a self-aggrandizing, yet meritless, label. Yes, folks, gone are the days of being male or female or straight or gay, because now, according to OkCupid, you now have the option of being asexual, demisexual, heteroflexible, homoflexible, pansexual, genderqueer, agender, intersex, transgender, pangender, transmasculine, transfeminine and two spirit (whatever the hell that is). Give me a break! As everyone knows, there are only two possible genders- male and female. This is science. We're talking basic biology here. But of course, in today's society, we have to cater to the whims of the overly-sensitive liberal chucklehead nincompoops who would be "offended" to discover that they only had tw...

This week, Missouri Republican Todd Akin drew ire from liberals and conservatives alike as a result of a comment he made in a recent interview, in which he stated that pregnancy from rape is "really rare".  Akin added: "If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."  Naturally, all heck broke loose and many prominent GOPers are calling for Akin to withdraw from the Missouri Senate race.  Even those pesky Tea Baggers are insisting that Akin went too far. Akin's comments have set the Twittersphere afire, arousing the vitriol of every vaginocentric liberal from Maine to Alaska.  Laura Helmuth, of Slate.com , stated that Akin's worldview is "sexist, blame-shifting, and profoundly ignorant".  Gloria Allred called Akin "a national disgrace".  Nicole Belle, the celebrated GOP-bashing femi-Nazi blogger, proclaimed: "WTF???? I really am beginning to feel strongly that men who have not a sing...

According to a recent Huffington Post poll, 87% of Americans are either illiterate or are in favor of pimping out their children as prostitutes. What in tarnation am I talking about?  I'm talking about the Huffington Post's recent article lambasting Glenn Grothman's proposed bill in the Wisconsin senate which is intended to stop money-grubbing scumball gutter trollops from cranking out children just for the sake of getting free cash handouts from Uncle Sam.  Senate Bill 507, if passed, would formally consider single parenthood a contributing factor to child abuse, in the same roundabout kind of way that an addiction to video games may be a contributing factor to childhood obesity.  Not surprisingly, this proposed bill has wadded up the crotchless leather panties of every Godless liberal heathen from San Francisco to Greenwich Village. This bill may have gone unnoticed if not for the good folks at the Huffington Post, who can spin facts into left-wing propaganda bette...