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Have you or a loved one suffered mental anguish after being fondled by Bill Cosby? If so, you may be entitled to a large cash settlement. Our team of skilled attorneys are standing by, and will fight hard to get you the money you deserve- even if you've waited a decade and a half like a gold-digging fame-seeking harpy to come forward with your claim! So, if you or a loved one were fondled by Bill Cosby, call Attention Whore Legal Services today at 1-800-PUDDN-POP and speak with one of our experts right now. Just listen to these endorsements from some of our clients!




"I was barely making ends meet as a stripper and small-time prostitute, but then my pimp told me about Attention Whore Legal. They helped me concoct a story about being raped by three white Duke University lacrosse players. Even though the young men whose lives I ruined were later cleared, I got my fifteen minutes of fame thanks to Attention Whore Legal. And if I hadn't gotten myself convicted of manslaughter for killing my boyfriend in 2013, I'd still be riding that gravy train and milking that shit for all it was worth. Thanks, Attention Whore Legal!"- Crystal Mangum




"Even though I have a face like a leather boot, I was able to convince America that I was raped by a hunky NFL quarterback in a Lake Tahoe hotel room. Thanks to Attention Whore Legal Services, the football star ended up giving me a huge cash settlement. Best of all, I didn't even need to invent enough evidence to warrant a police investigation! Now, instead of having to work a regular job like everyone else, I'm able to enjoy life! Look out, Tim Tebow, you're next!"- Andrea McNulty



"As a professional stripper, I know all about the value of integrity. That's why I chose Attention Whore Legal when I came up with an elaborate scheme to extort money from Dallas Cowboy owner Jerry Jones. Even though my plan failed when I was arrested on a slew of drug charges, I was still able to get my fifteen minutes of fame six years later by alleging that Jones sexually assaulted me. Thanks, Attention Whore Legal Services, your next lap dance is on the house!"- Jana Marie Weckerly


We helped these poor innocent victims, and we can help you, too! So if you'd like to get your hands on a juicy piece of Cosby pie, give Attention Whore Legal Services a call today!

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