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GOP candidates as classic Twilight Zone characters!



Anyone who has been following Republican politics this year will tell you that, at times, the race has looked more like The Twilight Zone than actual politics. Here's what the current crop of presidential hopefuls would look like if they were characters from Rod Serling's classic series.


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  1. Politicsgirl101February 9, 2017 at 5:43 AM

    Don't you DARE compare Trump to Henry Bemis. Henry's not a crybaby. I can't see Trump being an abused intellectual either.

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