The Huffington Post Supports Child Prostitution!

According to a recent Huffington Post poll, 87% of Americans are either illiterate or are in favor of pimping out their children as prostitutes.

What in tarnation am I talking about?  I'm talking about the Huffington Post's recent article lambasting Glenn Grothman's proposed bill in the Wisconsin senate which is intended to stop money-grubbing scumball gutter trollops from cranking out children just for the sake of getting free cash handouts from Uncle Sam.  Senate Bill 507, if passed, would formally consider single parenthood a contributing factor to child abuse, in the same roundabout kind of way that an addiction to video games may be a contributing factor to childhood obesity.  Not surprisingly, this proposed bill has wadded up the crotchless leather panties of every Godless liberal heathen from San Francisco to Greenwich Village.

This bill may have gone unnoticed if not for the good folks at the Huffington Post, who can spin facts into left-wing propaganda better than anyone on the planet.  I've seen state-controlled newspapers in third-world communist countries with more journalistic integrity than these dope-smoking granola-munching bozos.  How did the Huff N' Puff Post report on this much-needed step in combating welfare fraud?  With a headline that reads: Glenn Grothman, Wisconsin Senator, Proposes Law That Declares Single Parenthood Child Abuse (read the original article here).

Before all of you leftist pinko commie abortion-loving doobie smokers rush to judgment, you might want to put down your nipple clamps and morning-after pills and take a minute to actually read the article.  Grothman is not stating that single parenthood is child abuse, only that single parenthood may contribute to child abuse and neglect.  The bill looks a little something like this:

Section 1. 48.982 (2) (g) 2. of the statutes is amended to read: 48.982 (2) (g) 2. Promote statewide educational and public awareness campaigns and materials for the purpose of developing public awareness of the problems of child abuse and neglect. In promoting those campaigns and materials, the board shall emphasize nonmarital parenthood as a contributing factor to child abuse and neglect.
Why did Grothman propose such a "controversial" bill?  Well, the enlightened Wisconsin senator believes that the social welfare system encourages women to have children out of wedlock.  And anyone who's been in a grocery check-out line behind a single welfare-addicted mommy knows that this is true.  While us decent hard-working folks have to pay full price to feed our families, those who choose the career path of welfare fraud are making out like Jesse James.  If it doesn't piss you off that these jobless immoral bottom-feeding leg-spreaders of society are dining on steak and lobster on your dime, then you're smoking something that's probably illegal.  You, my friend, are cookin' with funny fuel.

This bill should not be interpreted as an attack on single parents; just an attack on single parents who try to game the system for their own benefit.  Remember when you were a grade-school student and the teacher was forced to revoke everyone's recess privileges just because of a few rabble-rousing knuckleheads who loused things up for everyone else?  Yeah, it's the same kind of situation.

So, how does this translate into the claim that the Huffington Post supports child prostitution?  Simple.  If the Huffington Post can take liberties with truth and make outrageous leaps of logic with their headlines, then so can I.  You see, anyone who churns out children purely for the sake of recieving a government handout is playing the role of a pimp.  Children are human beings, not devices to be used in order to turn a profit.  But then again, if the lefties in this country want to believe that a fetus isn't a human being, then perhaps we shouldn't be surprised to learn that they don't consider actual children to be human beings either.

As of this moment, the poll at the bottom of the Huffington Post article reveals that 87% of readers are against Sen. Grothman's bill.  This means that either that only a paltry 13% of liberals know how to read (since reading the entire article, rather than just the libelous headline, is necessary to form an opinion) or almost 9 out of 10 liberals think it's perfectly okay to pimp out children in order to turn a profit.

Having children in order to collect government handouts is, quite frankly, exploitation of children for one's own financial gain.  And that is a type of crime that even Al Capone or Billy the Kid wouldn't dream of committing.  Be thankful that Senator Grothman's bill seeks only to formally pronounce nonmarital parenthood as a "contributing factor" to child abuse and neglect.  If it were up to Ol' Gus Muldoon, these kiddie-pimping leeches would be where they belong-- behind bars.