Moron of the Week: Nicki Minaj

Steven Tyler, the frontman of the iconic band Aerosmith, was forced to apologize this week after some garish freak whose only discernible talent is looking like a transgendered hooker took offense to a comment which she deemed as 'racist'. That talentless transgendered hooker, of course, is Nicki Minaj.

The controversy began when Tyler, a former American Idol judge, told an MTV interviewer that the legendary Bob Dylan would probably be voted off this year's show. Of course, that's pure speculation, since Bob Dylan probably has as much interest in American Idol as Casey Anthony has in motherhood.

Tyler's comments did not sit well with Minaj who, along with Mariah Carey and Keith Urban, will have the dubious honor of judging 'talent' on the newest season of the show. How's that for humor? Minaj judging talent. That's kinda like letting the Pope judge a wet t-shirt contest (the Pope, by the way, has a wider vocal range than Minaj and is a much more stylish dresser).

After calling Tyler's comment racist, Minaj then fired off an expletive at the Aerosmith singer, thus proving that not only does she look like a transgendered hooker, she has as much class as one, too. Not wanting to incite a race riot, Tyler appeared on a Canadian television show in order to apologize and to state that he's not a racist. Apparently, Minaj must not be familiar with Aerosmith's collaboration with RunDMC in the 80s. Last I checked, everyone who was in RunDMC was black.

Folks, without getting too political, what we have here is the latest development in a trend that is sweeping the nation- accusing white people of being racist, even when they are clearly not.

Recently, Sen. John McCain was accused of being a wrinkly old dinosaur. No argument there. But he was also accused of being a racist by several Democrats after declaring that he would not support the nomination of Susan Rice as Obama's Secretary of State. Nevermind the fact that Rice, as U.N. Ambassador, knowingly lied to the American public when she appeared on numerous talk shows insisting that the terrorist attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi was the result of a YouTube video.

In McCain's case, at least Susan Rice is actually black. The talentless transgendered hooker known as Nicki Minaj got her feathers ruffled by a comment made by one white guy about another white guy. And for that, Nicki Minaj deserves to be named America's Moron of the Week.

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