An opinion is like a bank account- the only one that matters is my own. Keeping this mind, let's see what expert advice I have for my readers (all five of them) this month. Dear Gus, My daughter is getting married this summer and at her reception she is planning to have BBQ ribs. I've tried convincing her that this is a bad idea. What do you think? (Debbie Jo, Athens, Georgia) I haven't met your daughter, but something tells me that this wedding is also going to feature a John Deere tractor and a wall-mounted singing largemouth bass. Since you're from Georgia, this presumption probably isn't much of a stretch. I'm not a gourmet or a slap-happy fancypants who gives a hoot about social situations, but what I lack in refinement I make up for in good ol' common sense... and common sense tells me that BBQ sauce + formalwear = accident waiting to happen (much like the birth of your daughter, I'm guessing). The bottom line is this- Wetnaps are...