How I long for the good old days, when gas pumps were hand-cranked and the fueling process only took about an hour or two. Granted, those days took place long before most of you were born, but believe me when I say that the process of getting gas took less time than it does today with these computerized high-tech pumps. Here's what I mean. You pull up to the pump, slide your credit or debit card through, and you are instantly bombarded with questions asked by the pump. Would you like a receipt? Yes or No. "No" Do you have a rewards card? Yes or No. "No", you mutter angrily. Do you want a rewards card? Yes or no. "No." Would you like a car wash? Yes or No. "A car wash?" you ask. "It's pouring down rain, and all I want is five bucks worth of gas." Would you like to try one of our new six-inch subs? Yes or No. "No! For Pete's sake, I just want gas!" Please enter your zip code. "Zip code? What does a...