For a state shaped like a flaccid schlong, Florida sure likes to be the center of attention. First, there was the whole Bush v Gore fiasco, thanks to a bunch of cretins who lacked the ability to operate a voting machine. Then there was Casey Anthony, the woman who got bored with motherhood and decided to rid herself of her daughter, and now there's the Trayvon Martin situation, a situation in which Florida's idiocy is displayed like a two-headed chicken in a traveling freakshow. Now, I'm not saying George Zimmerman is innocent or guilty of murder. For all we know, he could have the bodies of a dozen Chinese food delivery boys stowed away in the trunk of his car. For all we know, Trayvon Martin may have gotten what was coming to him. That's not for any of us to decide, that's the job of the police and the judicial system (and Nancy Grace). The problem is the way in which the great state of Florida handles these situations- with the grace of a roll...