Hello kiddos! Once again it's time for old Gus to grab his sack and answer some reader mail. Well, reader email to be precise.....but that's still not going to stop me from grabbing my sack. Dear Gus, Facebook's much-anticipated IPO is expected this Friday. Do you think I should invest? Or is it smarter to hang on to my money? turkeyofdeath@gmail.com Wake up and smell the roses, Moses. Is it a good idea to invest in Facebook? Sure, if you think it's wise to throw money into a company run by a 28-year old with no business experience whose entire business model consists of fat ugly housewives posting funny pictures of cats. Well, that's not quite true- only 75% of Facebook posts are "lolcats". The other 25% are pictures of duck-lipped gutterskanks with a wannabe pornstar complex. Listen up, turkey. If you think it's a good idea to jump on the Facebook IPO bandwagon, then don't come crying to me when you lose your...