Why is old Gus writing about football for two weeks in a row? Because it's my blog and I can write about whatever the hell I want, that's why. So if you're one of those fancy-pants soccer lovers who hates to listen to Americans talk about football, take a few tampons out of your purse and plug your ears. Or in this case, pull your sun-dress over your head so you don't have to read this week's rant. Now that all of the girlymen have left the room, let's talk about football. As you regular Muldooniacs may know, if there's one thing that really jabbers my wocky, it's overly-sensitive politically-correct folks who cry whenever someone runs over a squirrel with an SUV. These are probably the same folks raising Cain this week over the statements made by Shahid Khan, the new owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars who looks a lot like Ron Jeremy (see pic below). In a recent interview, when asked what it takes to be a real Jaguars fan, Khan said: "...