A Tribute to the Passengers Aboard the Carnival Triumph Ship "I've had to eat tomato sandwiches for a week and pee into a plastic bag. I deserve money" I don't know about you, but I'm pretty darn sick and tired of hearing about the Carnival cruise ship that's been stranded for about a week in the Gulf of Mexico. News networks have painted these cruisegoers as poor unfortunate victims of unthinkable hardship. Well, I've got news for you folks aboard the luxury cruise vessel- get the hell over yourselves! For a week, passengers have had to survive by eating tomato and lettuce sandwiches. Oh, the horror! For a week, passengers haven't had running water. Oh, the humanity! For a week, passengers haven't been able to play Angry Birds or update their Facebook statuses. Good God almighty! In other words, for one week, passengers had the privilege of seeing what 50% of the world's population have to endure each and every day of their pov