After pouring myself a bowl of Lucky Charms the other day, I made a most disturbing discovery. Staring into my bowl, I couldn't help but notice that the cereal bits are ambiguously shaped like Christian symbols. If you don't believe me, pour a bowl for yourself. Intermingled with the colorful marshmallow bits you'll find cereal pieces shaped like crosses , church bells , and... Jesus fish ! Yes, folks, it appears as though the Christians have devised a nefarious plot to spread their magically delicious message of love and forgiveness by way of sneaky subliminal advertising. And what an ingenious plan it is! You see, it would've been entirely too obvious to make Christian symbols out of the brightly-colored marshmallows, but no one ever pays attention to the pieces of cereal that look like dry cat food. And that's how subliminal messages work. Without subliminal advertising, the religious right's marketing campaign targeting children may have looked...