"I always ask my stylist for face-framing bangs" Going bald is bad enough, but even worse are those pitiable gentlemen among us who are going bald but like to pretend that they are not. These are the fellows with the comb-over hairstyle; a monstrosity of grooming where hair from one side of the head is dragged across the skull, in a pathetic attempt to camouflage an ever-growing expanse of scalp. These poor men live every day of their lives in a state of denial, earning the jeers and laughter that comes their way. In order to prevent one's self from becoming a laughingstock, a man must learn to identify the early warning signs of impending baldness. Here is how to tell if you are going bald. 1. When you walk outside on a sunny day, you find that people have to shield their eyes around you in order to avoid the glare from your scalp. 2. You suddenly realize that a bottle of shampoo lasts much, much longer than it used to. 3. Your favorit...