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Gus Muldoon's Month in Stupidity, Volume 2

June has been like a vine ripe with idiots, and stupidity was so rampant this month that I had to devote not one, but two columns to the topic.  Last week I profiled five mental midgets who should've been wiped out by natural selection long ago, and this week I'll shine the spotlight on five more.  So without further ado, I give you Gus Muldoon's Month in Stupidity, Volume 2. 1. Oliver Stone is a limp-wristed lily-livered sack of squirrel scrotums This week, filmmaker Oliver Stone appeared on CBS This Morning in order to promote his new film, and in the process confessed that he was a doobie-smoking Commie.  While extolling the virtues of being a pot-head, Stone reminisced about his days fighting in Vietnam, stating:  “[Using marijuana] made the difference between staying human or, as Michael Douglas said, becoming a beast. I’m telling you, it’s rough and a lot of people in that platoon used it, not on the front line but in the back, to stay in touch with themse...

Gus Muldoon's Idiot of the Year Award

As 2011 comes to a close and we edge ever closer to the apocalypse, it's time to reflect upon the previous year and pay homage to the dimwitted lamebrains who deserve consideration for my Idiot of the Year Award. Timothy Geithner : The man who woke you up before you could have your American dream As Secretary of the Treasury, Geithner has the ability to impact the American economy more than any other public figure.  Unfortunately, the impact Geithner has had on the economy is the same type of impact strychnine has on rats.  Under Geithner's leadership, America's credit rating was downgraded for the first time in history, leading many economists to believe that we are facing a double-dip recession.  Thanks to this contender, millions of young Americans will grow up believing that the American Dream consists of renting a studio apartment, living on ramen noodles, landing a full-time job, and driving a used Hyundai. Rioting Vancouver Fans: You folks put the "duh...