I can see my house from up here! Oh, wait, it's just a moose. As far as I know, Canada's greatest contribution to the world has been....well, I'm still trying to figure that one out. They gave the world Mike Myers, the so-called comedic actor who's 2008 film Love Guru was about as watchable as an autopsy of a bloated corpse. Come to think of it, other than maple syrup, I can't think of a blasted thing Canada has ever done for mankind. But I guess you can't really expect much from a country where moose outnumber humans. They have a leaf on their flag, for crying out loud. And there's a picture of the Queen of England on their money. What's that all about? ...